Seriously though...

wwo: sansaku in a rainy day (via yeeship)

Fri, 16 May 2008 18:22:47 -0700

sansaku in a rainy day (via yeeship)

I work in a small beach town, and there are constantly smells and sounds that remind me of being on...

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:45:44 -0700

I work in a small beach town, and there are constantly smells and sounds that remind me of being on vacation. Today it was the smell of grilled fish and groups of people talking on sailboats. This results in me going through the rest of the day longing to get away. Sometimes I think it would be easier to get through the day without all the temptation. That, or not have such strong sense memories. I’m a little sad and forlorn right now.

hydeordie: Just loving this Mark Jenkins dude’s street art.

Fri, 16 May 2008 12:06:57 -0700

hydeordie:

Just loving this Mark Jenkins dude’s street art.

"Suck on it, Clintstones. And note to the rest of America — we may not be as sexy as Hollywood or..."

Fri, 16 May 2008 08:46:43 -0700

“Suck on it, Clintstones. And note to the rest of America — we may not be as sexy as Hollywood or Wall Street, but you know what? We’ve got a shitload of money, and we know how to organize. We’re a powerful bunch of khaki-wearing, gay-marriage-supporting, arugula-eating, Mac-using elitist nerds out here. To all of you racist homophobic non-Californian dumb fucks who find that annoying? Tough shit. We outsmarted you. We out-spent you. And now for the next eight years we’re going to be running this country. We’re going to give equal rights to gay people, fund stem-cell research, teach evolution, take down the fence on the Mexican border, and make sure abortion stays safe and legal. We’re going to pull out of Iraq, shut down Gitmo, and stop torturing people. And yeah. A black dude with a Muslim-sounding name and degrees from Columbia and Harvard is going to be in charge. So sit back down, strap yourself in, and shut the fuck up, crackers.”

- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: How the Valley put Obama over the top

Awesome, awesome, awesome.

(via claudia) (via britticisms) (via soupsoup)

It's been an interesting day here...

Thu, 15 May 2008 17:07:00 -0700

Coworker: How are you feeling?

Boss: I think the medical term is “like crap”.

Coworker: Is that with one p or two?

Boss: It’s a two p kind of crapp.

Coworker: Is that the same condition as asshole-itiz?

Boss: Yep.

Coworker: I’m leaving. I have to go let my gay neighbor out of his bathroom. Me: …

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:18:00 -0700

Coworker: I’m leaving. I have to go let my gay neighbor out of his bathroom.

Me: …

Results of a poll on CBS2’s website a few minutes ago. ...

Thu, 15 May 2008 14:25:14 -0700

Results of a poll on CBS2’s website a few minutes ago. Isn’t Southern California supposed to be liberal and tolerant? I’m confused and saddened.

Drew No Blood: Lori Drew Indicted For Inviting Megan Meier To Touch Her "Snake"

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:33:16 -0700

Drew No Blood: Lori Drew Indicted For Inviting Megan Meier To Touch Her "Snake":

claudia:

catedunn:

HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH
This made my day.

Ditto to both comments.

via Feministing - Breaking: CA Supreme Court strikes down same sex marriage ban

Thu, 15 May 2008 10:59:59 -0700

via Feministing - Breaking: CA Supreme Court strikes down same sex marriage ban: (via catedunn)

"Sure, Generation X survived AIDS, Reagan, the Cold War, Tipper Gore, and A Flock of Seagulls, but..."

Thu, 15 May 2008 10:50:51 -0700

“Sure, Generation X survived AIDS, Reagan, the Cold War, Tipper Gore, and A Flock of Seagulls, but those adversities, suggest Strauss and Howe, pale in comparison to what Millennials face today. Consider the stress of having to juggle a 30-hour work week while simultaneously maintaining Facebook, MySpace, and Flickr accounts. It’s enough to make your head spin! And maybe the Millennials never faced Hitler’s forces on the beaches of Normandy, but had they been around in 1944 (and had the technology existed), you can bet they would have blogged about it.”

- Generation Slap

Yeah. True.

Thu, 15 May 2008 08:37:05 -0700

Yeah. True.

"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your..."

Wed, 14 May 2008 16:59:59 -0700

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

- Dr. Seuss (via vinh)

“Should we hold hands?We can’tBut why?Because, people will know.Know what?About us.So what if they...

Wed, 14 May 2008 16:58:00 -0700

“Should we hold hands?
We can’t
But why?
Because, people will know.
Know what?
About us.
So what if they know?
It’s better when it’s a secret.
Why?
So no one can take it from us.”

The History of Love (via stellery)

Girls Are Absurd, Says a Girl

Wed, 14 May 2008 15:31:55 -0700

Girls Are Absurd, Says a Girl:

hipsterdiet:

One of my favorite comedians, Karolyn McKenzie, who is also a great writer has a project on the absurd lengths girls sometimes go to … to umm … be girly?

Whatever the case it definitely made me laugh. Enjoy and share it

I love this site!

"What is sexy?… Sexy is standing in the rain as you push me up against the hood of your car, tearing..."

Wed, 14 May 2008 15:24:40 -0700

“What is sexy?… Sexy is standing in the rain as you push me up against the hood of your car, tearing my shirt, kissing me with the intent to never stop….”

- I have no idea who said this. Anybody know? (via candywrapper)

This is my work environment. Seriously.

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:26:00 -0700

This is my work environment. Seriously.

Attention Gawker:

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:05:22 -0700

I posted this back in April. Please start running current items and stop recycling tumblr content. That’s what I read my dashboard for.

WTF

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:37:42 -0700

I am so incredibly dizzy right now that I can even feel it when I’m sitting still at my desk. I am not: sick, hungover, drunk, hungry, full, hot, cold, or on any medications or drugs, and I don’t drink caffeine. So WTF is going on???

Totally rocking the Blair/Gossip Girl headband today.

Wed, 14 May 2008 11:37:51 -0700

Totally rocking the Blair/Gossip Girl headband today.

We all know my obsession with libraries, and now I can smell...

Wed, 14 May 2008 11:17:18 -0700

We all know my obsession with libraries, and now I can smell like one. In the Library perfume smells like “a signed first edition of a favorite novel, Russian and Moroccan leather bindings, worn cloth and a hint of wood polish.”