yourdp:

Never have I seen such an outbreak of “you’re wrong on the internet” in one day.  A Tumblr fire breakouts once a month, today is a 4 alarmer.

Everyone continue… (grabs popcorn)

 I was just going to post something similar to this.  Being a tumblr anywhere but New York is a totally different experience.  I just sit back and watch.

soupsoup:

nudawn:

kylebunch:
Sting Ray Migration in Key West, Florida (via Pixdaus)

Its like Hitchcock’s “The Birds” underwater.

soupsoup:

nudawn:

kylebunch:

Sting Ray Migration in Key West, Florida (via Pixdaus)

Its like Hitchcock’s “The Birds” underwater.

“Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s this day-to-day living that wears you out.”

Anton Chekhov (via the Message Board at The Original Pancake House) (via imlendc:jackieheartsb)

Dear incompetent coworker,


You think that you’re going to steal the credit for the project I just completed, but you don’t know that your boss passed it on to me behind your back because you couldn’t figure it out.  Even if you try, he’ll know it was me.  I’ll make sure of that. 

(While I was typing this, you called me to your desk because you tried to convert a Word document to a pdf by putting the letters pdf in the file name.  FAIL.)  

Sincerely, Erin

missbrightside:

claudia:

arod:

katiecheek:

I love this movie SO MUCH. It also makes me depressed because I realize how much I miss dancing, even though I could have never made a career out of it because of my arthritis. Oh well, I guess being a psudo-comedian will suffice.

Despite the gratuitous extras, the unrealistic costume changes, and the magically appearing bedroom set, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST DANCE SCENES EVER AND I EFFING LOVE THIS MOVIE.

I third that. I watch this movie at least twice a year.

“if i was the one”…aww, tear.

 Again, this is why I love tumblr.  I thought I was the only one who loved this cheesy movie.

Google News,
It may be helpful to make sure pictures and stories match.  That is all.

Google News,

It may be helpful to make sure pictures and stories match.  That is all.

Anne Hathaway's Ex Hospitalized for a Severe Sinus Infection


Ok, I usually try not to be too judgemental on here, but what a little bitch.  Seriously, a sinus infection??
“Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate their concerns into universal, rather than religion-specific, values. It requires that their proposals be subject to argument, and amenable to reason. I may be opposed to abortion for religious reasons, but if I seek to pass a law banning the practice, I cannot simply point to the teachings of my church or evoke God’s will. I have to explain why abortion violates some principle that is accessible to people of all faiths, including those with no faith at all. Now this is going to be difficult for some who believe in the inerrancy of the Bible, as many evangelicals do. But in a pluralistic democracy, we have no choice. Politics depends on our ability to persuade each other of common aims based on a common reality. It involves the compromise, the art of what’s possible. At some fundamental level, religion does not allow for compromise. It’s the art of the impossible. If God has spoken, then followers are expected to live up to God’s edicts, regardless of the consequences. To base one’s life on such uncompromising commitments may be sublime, but to base our policy making on such commitments would be a dangerous thing.”

“I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday”

unknown. (via justlia:lessee)
lessee:

jocelynkelley:
Just awesome! Such a cool girl.

lessee:

jocelynkelley:

Just awesome! Such a cool girl.
“There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.”

100% classy


foodinmouth:

edatrix:

When i was getting dressed today i forgot that the pants I’m wearing are missing a button.  Instead of changing or sewing the button on, i just picked a shirt that covers my waistline (this is not to say, of course, that i usually wear crop-tops).

and that’s how I roll.

i roll the same way.

 Yep.  I’ve used a safety pin to button a pair of pants rather than changing.  I really found it more of an indicator of my laziness than class.  But that’s just me.

AOADD


kathlellen:

Afternoon Onset Attention Deficit Disorder.

I has it.

 Join the club.

OMG.  I need a child I can dress like this right now.  Seriously.  (And I totally want the trench coat for myself.)
OMG.  I need a child I can dress like this right now.  Seriously.  (And I totally want the trench coat for myself.)