GPOYW- Disneyland. Again.
I apparently look 16.
I just got carded for The Hangover. I’m not joking. You can’t make this shit up.
Edit: I’m 26.
I'm so close to crying right now.
Backstory: Our department switched over to a new IT network on Saturday and they are here today making sure everything transitioned properly.
...
Me: My computer is trying to make me update IE 8 but it never works. I guess because I don't have admin rights.
IT: No, on our network we let you all have admin rights. So you could use Firefox if you wanted.
Me: Wait, I can download anything I want?
IT: Yep. And 99% of sites that were blocked are now open.
Me: I don't have to bring Firefox on my flash drive everyday?
IT: Our rule is that you can screw up your computer by downloading things three times and then we take away your admin rights.
Me: Oh wow. I'm think I'm going to cry.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Frank Sinatra - I’m Glad There Is You
Sunday Night Sinatra.
Boss: Where's that thing to send an automatic response to email?
Me: Tools, then Out of Office Assistant.
Boss: Ohhh, they had to mask it with some obscure name.
Me: Yeah, because Out of Office isn't very clear about what it does at all.
Boss: You're fired.
Oh shit
“How come I don’t have a facebook page? and then can you read what everyone is saying on their page? What a great way to spy or can you block certain things from showing up on facebook?”
- An email from my mom
Sometimes I scare myself
I’ve had my iPhone for a couple months and I just noticed this morning that the calendar icon displays the actual date on the home page. Not only have I been wasting time opening the calendar to check the date, but now I’m wondering how oblivious I was to never notice that the app icon was always changing.
Hey so the Beatles catalog is available right?
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| — | The first thing my coworker said when we told him. |
Oh, I disagree.
Backstory: My director texted me while I was out of the office at lunch and asked how many names were in a database. I guessed. Then I texted him when I got back.
Me: BTW, there are EXACTLY 1630 names on the list. Does my photographic memory deserve a raise or what?!
Director: Praise yes. Raise not so much...
Me: What?!?!
Director: Sorry no dice
Man, sometimes I just love government
I just received a email accusing my department of being elitest and a phone message saying we are “speaking in a different language.” The horrific offense we committed?
Sending an Excel spreadsheet. Yes, you read that right.
jss:
I have never been to Wal-Mart. My mother would never allow it, but if I did go I think I would play thisThis is probably my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. I’ve been to a Walmart twice in my entire life. I’m pretty sure I could have blacked out this card within the first 2 minutes.
A dog was carrying a bone over a bridge. Looking down at the water under the bridge, the dog saw his reflection, which looked to the dog to be a bigger dog, carrying a bigger bone. Wanting the bigger bone he saw in the water, the dog barked and dropped his bone into the river. Stupid dog loses his bone.
We cheat because we’re tempted to risk what we have for the promise of something that isn’t, probably never was, and definitely won’t last.
